My fave songs/lyrics are......

Wargasm by L7

wargasm, wargasm, one two three
tie a yellow ribbon 'round the amputee
masturbate, watch it on tv
crocodile tears for the refugees
wargasm, wargasm, one two three
smutty bloody pictures, ecstasy
blue balls waiting impatiently
from alcatraz to lady liberty
body bags and dropping bombs
the pentagon knows how to to turn us on
wargasm wargasm one two three
pit bull, pit bull, ecstasy
wave those flags high in the air
as long as it takes place over there
[yodels courtesy of Yoko Ono]
wargasm, wargasm, wargasm, wargasm
body bags and dropping bombs
the pentagon knows how to turn us
turn us on
turn us on, wargasm
turn us on, wargasm

Monster by L7

come on over
it's getting late
it's time to fish
no time to cut bait
ghoulish passion you inspire
with your kind of trouble
i'll never tire
monster
(monster in me)
bring out the monster
(monster in me)
monster
(monster in me)
bring out the monster
(monster in me)
you bring out
the monster in me
in a world is full of disposable icons
all the jokers with the phoney come-ons
I know I can depend on you
cause when we're together, we're hurtin' crew
(chorus)
we don't need to look for trouble
my partner in crime, my insanity double
when life takes a turn from bad to worse
you're always there, my loveable curse

Shitlist by L7

when i get mad
and i get pissed
i grab my pen
and i write out a list
of all the people
that won't be missed
you've made my shitlist
for all the ones
who bum me out
shitlist
for all the ones
who fill my head with doubt
shitlist
for all the squares who get me pissed
shitlist
you've made my shitlist
shitlist
shitlist
when i get mad
and i get pissed
shitlist
i grab my pen
and write out a list
shitlist
of all you assholes
who won't be missed
shitlist
you've made my shitlist
shitlist
shitlist

Runing from the law by L7

Playing rock and roll an a Friday night
A noise complaint turned into a fight
The neighbors were loud
And disturbed our crowd
We played some more
And they stormed the door
We didn't do nothing
Hey, hey, hey
But now we're running and hiding
Cops got on stage
And they pulled my hair
Kicked 'em in the balls
That dance is mine
It shows how they find
You can call me a tramp
Don't unplug my amp
We didn't do nothing
Hey, hey, hey
But now we're running and hiding
Running from the law
Running, running from the law
We didn't do nothing
Hey, hey, hey
But now we're running and hiding
Running from the law
Running, running from the law
Playing rock and roll an a Friday night
A noise complaint turned into a fight
The neighbors were loud
And disturbed our crowd
We played some more
And they stormed the door
We didn't do nothing
Hey, hey, hey
But now we're running and hiding
Running from the law
Running, running from the law
Running from the law
Running from the (3x) law

Cool out

Are you the half that's gonna swallow the dough
Exactly where do you stand
You seem to have trouble being human
You've got a habit of starting up fights
You wanna punch out somebody's lights
Messing with other people's lives
What makes you think that you've got that right
Cool out
Yeah, what's your problem ?
Cool out
You've got a habit of starting up fights
You wanna punch out somebody's lights
Messing with other people's lives
Just what makes you think that you've got that right
Cool out
Yeah, you're a psycho
Just cool out, cool out

Mrs.45 by L7

She's got a gun, just make her day
Don't fuck with her, she'll blow you away
She walks the streets at night
And I think she is a whore
She's got a gun, she's gonna even out the score
Ms. 45 (2x)
They don't let you, she's gonna make them pay
Now her right is it, you won't get away
She walks the streets at night
And they think she is a whore
She's got a gun, I think she's gonna even out the score
Ms. 45 (2x)
She's got a big gun
She's gonna make those assholes pay
You fuck with her
She'll blow your ass away
She walks the streets at night
And they think she is a whore
She's got a gun, I think she's gonna even out the score
Ms. 45 (3x)

Right throw by L7

her glance hits me like lightning
i've heard that girl is fast and frightening
dirty hair and a laugh that's mean
her neighbors call her an evil machine
she's fast, she's lean
she's frightening
she's fast, she's lean
she's frightening
popping wheelies on her motorbike
straight girls wish they were dykes
she'll do anything on a dare
mom and daddy's worst nightmare
she's fast, she's lean
she's frightening
she's fast, she's lean
she's frightening
down at the creek smoking pot
she eats the roach so she don't get caught
throws her mini off in the halls
got so much clit she don't need no balls
she's fast, she's lean
she's frightening
she's fast, she's lean
she's frightening

Death wish by L7

she wakes up wet in a shower stall
so together, bangs her head on a wall
she goes hitchhiking at 3 a.m.
bruised and bloody, does it over again
she's got a deathwish
in a self-destructive blitz
he's got a car that goes real fast
he's got a life but it won't last
doesn't even look disturbed
when his Chevy takes out the curb
he's got a deathwish
coming home is a hit or a miss
he's got a deathwish
in a self-destructive blitz
passed out drunk on the living room floor
gets up and pukes so she can drink some more
and evening's party out in the fringe
turns into a two-week binge
she's got a deathwish
coming home is a hit or a miss
she's got a deathwish
in a self-destructive blitz

Light As A Feather by the lunachicks

Light as a feather, stiff as a board
Stii as a week in May
I dare you, I dare you,
Do it now or you can't play
Jump the bridge, just for kicks
Jump the bridge and pray
I dare you, I dare you, do it & die today
Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Everybody's doin' it,
Don't think your gonna get away
2 fingers all around, light the candle
Raise the dead
Hair raisin on the back of my neck
A wrinkled hand on the tarot deck
I dare you, I dare you,
Don't worry it'll be okay
Light as a feather, stiff as a board!

Seance in the summer outside
We'll make out in the pool
Seven minutes in heaven, better do it
Spin the bottle, slip the tongue
Or you wont be cool !

It's okay that you did'nt invite me
I could'nt make it anyway
Spin the bottle's just not for me
Anyhow I gotta go to ballet
Boys with cans of Bianca spray
Girl's with floral bouquet
I don't mind if you dare me
I wont be there anyway!
Light as a feather, stiff as a board,
Stiff as a board!
Okay now it's your turn don't look
Stupid don't look prude
Do it baby, baby do it, do it baby, baby do it
Don't you wanna be in?
Oh I know i'm nnot invited to all
the kissin parties after school
Me in my high water apnts
Being dissed by the kids who thought they were cool !
Light as a feather, stiff as a board,
Stiff as a board

This Is Serious by the lunachicks

Lunachicks on the run
Lunachicks are having fun!
Lunachicks make lots of noise
to prove rock & roll's not just for boys

on the road and on the rag
we fuckin rool so we gotta brag
gonna take over the world someday
stay off our path or get out of the way!
stay away!

Lunachicks on the run
Lunachicks are having fun!
Lunachicks make lots of noise
now you know rock & roll's not just for boys!

this is serious
we can make you delerious
you should have a healthy fear of us
too much of us is dangerous
gonna take it all on a silver platter
say all you want,
'cause it just dont matter
gonna knock your socks off tonite
dont try and stop us,
'cause we'll win the fight

we're not sweet, but we might be sour
born in the days of flower power
give us all your money and your credit cards too
you step off and stick to huffing gloo

this is serious
we can make you delerious
you should have a healthy fear of us
too much of us is dangerous

we're not candy
even though we look so fine & dandy
when your sick we come in handy
but we're not candy, Oh no!

The Day Squids Gerbel Died by the lunachicks

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died
The day Squid's gerbil died
He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.
He was D.O.A.

Don't do it! No!
Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all
Squid put the dog gate up
So he couldn't get to the third floor
But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around,
Chased him in circles, from noon until four

Don't do it! No!
Don't do it! No!

She had to take care of him during Spring vacation,
Came in from playing one day
And he was dead on location
A gerbil stiff as a board
Staring blankly at the world
Now he wont play on his wheel anymore
Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died
The day Squid's gerbil died
He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.
He was D.O.A.
The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried
Don't do it! No!
Don't do it! No!

A little later on in life came a gerbil couple
They got together, had some babies
but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off
Squid came too late to pull him off
More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!

Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No! No! No! No!

You're a bad bad dog
And I told you not to do it
And I told you not to go

You're a bad bad dog
And I told you not to do it
Now you're choking on a bone!

"Luxury Problem"

Can you belive it?
How fucked up!
Bruised knee
Shit outta luck
Life sucks
My VCR broke
I'm all outta coffee
You're all outta smokes!

Isn't it hard when you're spoiled rotten?
Got another lurury problem problem!

Got a roof over my head
I got a bathtub and a bed
Yet my life is on the brink
Yeah my life fucking stinks and
Too many friends too many
Phone calls, every one wants me
Is my biggest downfall

Isn't it hard when you're spoiled rotten?
Got another luxury problem problem!

Got a pimple and a dimple
I'm sick of my clothes and
I tipped on a ruty nail and fell right on my noes
Can't look on the bright side it stinks!
Even though I'm alright
I like to sit and pitty myself because it hurts

Isn't it hard when you're spoiled rotten?
Got another luxury problem problem!

What do you do when they're all after you?
What can you say? Your life is shit today!
You drop the ball and you feel small!
You idols idolize you, all you friends despise you
Your life is shit, cuz you're living it!

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